having sex with yourself DREAM INTERPRETATIONS

Dreaming of having an attack suggests you need to make a better use of your time. You feel it’s not the time to do everything you want. This dream also represents the pressure on yourself….

Dreams in which you see yourself eating a brain are a bad sign and announce that there is a serious risk of having an accident or that your health will suddenly be weakened. If it appears a human brain, in any form, in one of your dreams, then it is almost always a sign that you are worrying about things that are not worthy, and that you should continue with your life without giving them greater importance….

Dreaming of oneself having difficulties getting dressed may mean that a person or unavoidable event is bothering you, preventing you from enjoying the fun or relaxation you seek. The impediment doesn’t need to be due to someone’s bad intentions, it could simply be beyond that person’s control. When you dream that you’re getting dressed and are late for a trip, it may mean that your neglect or carelessness for others is causing various problems and discomfort, which can also mean that you need to take care of yourself and attend to your own affairs. Dreaming of oneself wearing silk means that there are too many ambitions for money, power and business. It also reveals vanity and pride. If the silk clothing is dirty or stained, it means disappointment, sadness and failures. Dreaming about silkworms can mean that you’ll find a very advantageous work or business….

Dreaming of happy face means sincere and unselfish friendships. Dreaming of ugly and disfigured face can mean that someone is trying to cause some damage to the dreamer. If a woman, especially if she’s young, dreams of happy face, it may mean that her romantic relationships are going well. However, if the faces are ugly and unpleasant, it may mean that there are false people that are surrounding her, her romantic relationships won’t work, and will also lead her to unhappiness and frequent disappointments. Dreaming of looking at your own face in a mirror means discontent and disgust with yourself for not having achieved your purposes, material losses, or creating enmities….

Dreaming that you point at another person is an indicator that your way of doing things is not correct and you should fix your behavior and the way in which you’re acting, especially towards others. This dream is an invitation to restrain our impulses or otherwise you’ll find yourself at risk of having big losses, disappointments and difficulties. If in the dream you feel that someone is pointing at you, then it usually indicates that you feel guilty about something that you have done wrong or something that you think you should have done, but you didn’t; however, you may not be conscious of this guilt your feel. What this dream usually tries to tell us is that whatever was the reason to do or to not do something, it is no longer possible to do anything about it and we should forget it and bury it forever….

Dreaming of yourself receiving a telegram is an announcement of bad news, or that you’ll soon receive news that will demand an immediate and effective intervention. Dreaming of yourself sending a telegram is a sign of your own difficulties, that could be an illness or a bad financial streak, for which you’ll require urgent assistance. Dreaming of yourself in a telegraph office, either as a visitor or as an employee, insinuates that you’re in danger of entering complicated and unpleasant matters….

Dreaming of yourself in front of a temple, watching it, may mean that your problems are upsetting you, and therefore you’re looking for shelter. Dreaming of yourself entering a temple may mean that you recognize your helplessness when trying to solve your problems, which is why you seek help. Dreaming of yourself praying inside a temple may mean that your problems are being solved, for prayer means dialogue with someone who could help you effectively….

Dreaming of yourself as a mountaineering or alpinist that’s climbing difficult slopes, and that reaches the mountain top in the end, means that you’re fully capable of getting through any obstacle and that you’ll achieve success soon; nevertheless, if the top is not reached in the dream, the meaning could be the contrary. Dreaming of yourself climbing a stepladder until you get to the top indicates success in the businesses you’re handling. But if for any reason you don’t manage to get to the top, or if the ladder breaks, this indicates the opposite and risks will be higher. When you are dreaming that you fall as you’re climbing, the setbacks and failures in your life will be as big as the fall. Seeing yourself climbing during a dream is a sign of your own will to find the right solutions to the tasks that must be completed. The ease with which you get to your final goal, as well as the difficulties found, will also work as useful indicators to understand the dream’s meaning….

Dreaming of tobacco, whether the plant, leaves, cigars, pipe, or simply the smoke, means good businesses in the immediate future, but bad luck in the love department. Seeing a plantation of tobacco in your dreams announces success in short period of time. Dreaming of yourself smoking tobacco in any way announces the presence of close enemies that are trying to harm you, which is why you shouldn’t make mistakes with your friends or others. Tobacco, in any of its shapes and sizes, means ephemeral pleasure. Dreaming of dry leaves of tobacco (if the dreamer is a farmer) announces that the upcoming harvests will be good. For city people, it could simply mean that the businesses they’re working on will be closed successfully. Dreaming of yourself selling tobacco in any way implies that you’re unhappy with yourself and your surroundings, possibly due to differences between you and others….

If the crab is between two people, which one of them is the opposite sex and the crab walks to the other person, then it indicates that we must follow our feelings. If it walks toward you, you must go back and proceed with caution. If the crab is between you and another person of the same sex, it tells you about the existence of people trying to delay or prevent what you want….

To lay down alone presages a period of uncertainty. To lay down outdoors means only a temporary discomfort. With a person of the same sex means we feel torment by what others say. If we are lying down with a person of another sex, it indicates that our problems are over….

If you are kissing a person of the opposite sex portends unfaithfulness, unless it is your partner, in which case announces a good fortune. If it is a beloved person, it announces their departure. If we kiss someone of the same sex without affection, we will receive benefit from them. If we do the same but with affection, they will be benefiting from us. When kissing dirt then it symbolizes sorrows. When kissing the dead person you will receive a great inheritance….

Dreaming of snakes is not only unpleasant, but it’s the usual harbinger of problems caused by lies, deceit, betrayal and sex, depending on how you dream of it. Dreaming that a snake attacks you and entangles in your body, it can mean that you can be the victim of rumors and soon suffer attacks from your enemies, all of which can lead you to prison (many of these problems will be because of your own fault). Dreaming that you hit a snake on the head and kill it, may mean that you’ll overcome your problems and triumph over your enemies, or that you or one of your close relatives will be healed of a disease. Dreaming that a snake attacks someone that is seemingly asleep and this person jumps, gets up and then both disappear from the scene, can mean that the dreamer will soon receive unpleasant news of a very sick person that is at risk of death, which will cause losses and discomfort. Dreaming of a snake that wraps in itself or that escapes from you may mean problems or enemies that decide to disappear temporarily, but they will surely come back. Dreaming that a snake moves smoothly, gracefully and that seems like it won’t attack you, is usually a sign of unfulfilled sexual desires, which requires an examination of your relationships with the opposite sex. When a woman dreams of one or more snakes, then it means that she will experience some disappointments and suffer from various problems. If the snake attacks, the meaning worsens. If she manages to escape, she will face less problems. Dreaming of one or more snakes is always a bad dream that announces betrayal, rumors, depression, despair, etc. Dreaming of snakes that fall on top of other snakes hints that a complicated situation somehow will affect the dreamer and will be presented. Dreaming of killing a snake insinuates that you have already resorted to all the resources to avoid a disaster. If you actually manage to kill a snake within dreams, it’s a symbol of success against your close enemies, both visible and hidden. Dreaming of walking on snakes that are moving on the ground is a sign that indicates that you live in fear of being attacked or getting a disease. Dreaming of a dead snake means that after fighting, insulting, etc., everything will remain unsolved and with a lot of hate and rancor. Dreaming of handling snakes and that they are not attacking, suggests that the dreamer will be a victim of an unpleasant but inconsequential jokes. A young woman who dreams of snakes or other reptiles indicates that she will have various problems. If she is bitten by a snake, it may mean that her romantic rival has a chance to succeed. If the snake appears curled up in your dream, then it is a sing of mishaps and illnesses. In general, dreams that contain snakes indicate treacheries and betrayals. If you kill the snake in your dream, then it means that you can get rid of all dangers….

Dreaming about silk has evident erotic connotations. If it is underwear and it belongs to the same sex of the dreamer, then it indicates our narcissism. If the garment is of the opposite sex, then it tells us that we are fetishists. If the silk is white, then it is saying about marriage hopes. If the silk is black, then it signifies a morbid eroticism. Gaudy colors tells us which at the same symbolism of color we must add the desire to attract the attention of others….

Dreaming of staring at your own feet signifies self-resignation, and subjection to others, which the dreamer will be able to overcome. Dreaming of staring at the feet of other people could mean that the dreamer has the will to not be influenced by other people and is able to achieve important success. Dreaming of washing your own feet means that you are not applying enough power to defend your rights, letting others take advantage of that opportunity. Dreaming of having foot pain, announces difficulty in matters being handled and with family. Dreaming of having red or swollen feet suggests that soon there will be changes, perhaps family separations that may eventually become a serious conflict….

Dreaming of having an abortion suggests that a certain idea or plan is yet to come. This dream can also be interpreted as a warning about your behavior. You should alter your path or you may risk losing something very valuable to you. Also, this dream may indicate that you have been wronged in some way. For pregnant women, dreams of having an abortion are common in the second trimester of pregnancy….

Dreaming of having very developed muscles indicates vanity which will put the dreamer in disadvantage against any enemies that the dreamer might have. However, the dreamer will dominate and solve any problems that may arise. Dreaming of having flabby and weak muscles, insinuates that the dreamer recognizes his or her own inability to solve problems. If a woman has this same dream, then it indicates frustrations and failures….

Having a tooth cavity means material loss. An extracted tooth means separation from the loved ones. A loose tooth means hopelessness and depression. Healthy teeth mean good friendships and true affection. Having teeth that stand out from others mean radical changes in your life, and they’ll manifest very soon….

Dreaming about fleas could mean that the dreamer will suffer from discomfort caused by enemies, which can become serious problems unless the dreamer doesn’t attack back. If a woman dreams of having fleas and worse if they make her itchy, it means that not all people around her are sincere. When a woman dreams of her lover having fleas, it could mean that he is betraying her….

Dreaming of having an umbrella in hand announces problems and unpleasant situations for which the dreamer should prepare. Dreaming of other people carrying umbrellas in their hands hints that someone will approach the dreamer for help. Dreaming of asking to borrow an umbrella announces negative and unpleasant moments that will make the dreamer to ask for help. Dreaming of lending an umbrella suggests that soon people will show ingratitude towards the dreamer. Dreaming of losing an umbrella suggests that there might be a fight with someone who the dreamer trusted and believed in. Dreaming of a broken and useless umbrella, suggests that surprisingly the dreamer will be affected negatively in his or her job, business, etc. Dreaming of having a beautiful umbrella during the rain is announcement of prosperity and good luck. Dreaming of hiding an umbrella usually refers to love affairs or hidden businesses. This dream is about self-reproach. When a young woman dreams of an umbrella, it indicates that due to her suspicious behavior, soon she’ll lose prestige and rejection from her friends….

If in a dream there’s grief, nerves or anxiety related to employment or business, then this usually means that soon there will be good news and rewards for those moments of anguish. It could also mean that there’s self-doubt. Dreaming of having a heavy heart, without having any justification for it in real life, announces that there will be an unpleasant event, perhaps an accident of someone close, which could be a relative or a friend. Dreaming of other people in grief or distress and tribulations, announces that there’s suffering and problems approaching that will affect the dreamer’s family and friends….

Dreaming of cooking usually indicates that the dreamer is thinking of good friends that have distanced themselves and due to pleasant moments spent together, the dreamer wants them back. Dreaming about having some trouble or fight with someone while cooking, for example having food hitting the ground, or breaking something, indicates that the expected friends will create problems for the dreamer. Dreaming of cooking on a stove indicates that soon problems will diminish. When the dreamer is a woman, it indicates that her indifference and lack of affection causes her to lose friendships. Dreaming of a kitchen indicates surprising situations that will bother the dreamer. A woman that dreams of her kitchen being clean and organized hints that her life in the immediate future will be pleasant….

In dreams, the secretary usually means the same as in real life. Dreaming of having a secretary, without having one in real life, is a sign that you will get help and support in the affairs you’re currently handling. This help will generally be represented in the form of secrets that will be very useful for your business. Overall, this dream portends that you’ll be discreetly protected and this will be very valuable and useful for your business….

Dreaming about having premonitions suggests that the dreamer is restless and waiting for something important to happen that will supposedly help to satisfy his or her desires. It could be about love, business, or work projects. Depending on the premonition, if it’s a happy one or a sad one, it announces dislike for failures. Usually having premonitions in dreams is a warning that something is being plotted against the dreamer to harm him or her. This dream usually occurs in societies of any type and then reaches the dreamer because he or she already suspects it in real life. This dream, in some cases, is a memory of old suffering that has left deep resentment….

Dreaming of smelling perfume announces upcoming success. Dreaming of putting on perfume suggests that the dreamer likes flattery. Asphyxiating due to excess of perfume is a warning that excess fun and pleasure will be detrimental. Dreaming of spraying perfume announces disrepute. Dreaming of breaking a bottle of perfume announces failures. But if the bottle breaks and it perfumes the dreamer’s clothes, it hints distant success. Dreaming of working with perfumes and with other people could signify that the dreamer works with a good company or society that will make him or her gain juicy profits. Dreaming of perfumes usually refers to the pleasures of a licentious life. Dreaming of having a lot of perfume on could mean that soon the dreamer will receive false compliments, but in reality the dreamer will receive unpleasant news. Dreaming of buying perfumes suggests that the dreamer is looking to get away from the environment in which he or she lives in, mostly because of disappointments that have already occurred. Dreaming of giving away perfumes suggests that in real life the dreamer is calm and confident. If a young man dreams of exquisite perfumes, it suggests that soon he will receive a meaningful gift or at least sincere affection. When a young woman dreams of having a lot of perfume on, it suggests that she’s being deceived by her friends and by the man she desires, even though he might not be her suitor….

Dreaming of studying a calendar symbolizes that there will be discomfort and ups and downs in your affairs. It is a dream that warns you of various dangers for some time, but then there will be a change. The warning is to not fall into despair and start making mistakes that will prevent you from having success. Checking a calendar within dreams is like checking your life, looking for the causes and effects of the issues you’re having….

To dream that you’re experiencing chills or having fever usually announces future problems, though not exactly health problems. To dream that others are experiencing chills or having fever suggests that they’re suffering offenses, and perhaps you’re the offender….

Having a raise in our salary announces happy changes to our living conditions. Having it delayed or refused is a sign of difficulties….

Dreaming of facing a huge and hideous spider indicates the end of a bad streak and the beginning of better times. However, if the spider manages to bite you, the bad streak will continue. Dreaming of running away from a big spider suggests that there will be losses and discomfort as a result of lack of energy and character to address your problems. Dreaming of killing a spider indicates that you have chances of being successful, but if the spider revives and attacks, (but it doesn’t sting you) it announces the presence of dangerous enemies. Dreaming of one or more spiders indicates that if you are careful enough while doing your things, you will achieve significant benefits. Dreaming of spiders weaving its spider web indicates that you are in safe and happy environment. Dreaming of killing one or more spiders indicates that some business you have, a family member, or a relative will slowly vanish from your life. Dreaming of being bitten by a spider announces the risk of being a victim of gossips and having material losses. Dreaming of seeing spiders hanging from the ceiling and being around you is a symbol of having the favorable conditions to execute anything you’re thinking of. Although, there are opponents waiting for an opportunity to harm you. Dreaming of a spider web involves the probability of starting a relationship or a business in which you must be very cautious. Dreaming of a big spider and a small that are walking towards you is an announcement of notable successes, but if one of the two bites you, it will be quite the opposite. Dreaming of a poisonous spider, announces that some adversaries or hypocritical friends seek to harm you, but if he kills you, you’ll triumph over your enemies….

Dream of your own son or daughter means new changes in your life. If you are pregnant women who dreams of having a child means nervousness and unrest regarding the arrival of your future baby. If you are a man dreaming of having a child means removal of old wounds or old loves….